hva jeg lærte :: what did I learn

"What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine?"

Ikke akkurat skolen, - det holder med hjemmelige omgivelser.

Det er ikke lurt å mistenke sønnen for all støvsand og smågrus rundt sofabordet når det er ens egne buksebretter som lagrer sådant.
Det er ikke lurt å fortsette å dra i ledningen (i god tro) når den har viklet seg rundt dagens nybryggede kaffekopp.

Om uhellet med veltet kaffekopp er ute, redd dataen først. Så mobilen. Deretter kameraet.
Når så lang tid har gått, bør puter og klesplagg i nærheten bare legges rett i vaskemaskinen.

Har en utsatt gulvvasken noen dager, er her løsningen : Gulvet under stuebordet må vaskes når det er  fullt av 1-2mm varm kaffe.
Sørg for å ha sko på, - det kan være at et større grus ligger på gulvet og er liddelig vondt å trå på.

Hva jeg lærte i dag?
Tøm buksebretter (eller klipp dem av) før du går inn, - hink-hink på grunn av en liten stein + en veltet kaffekopp er tragisk.

"What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine?"

Not at school this time, - it was at home, so to say.

It is not right to suspect the son for all the street dust and small pebbles around the coffee table when it shows that its' own folded jeans' legs are to blame.
It is not a very good idea to continue to pull the laptop cord (in good faith) when it has entangled itself around the newly brewed cup of coffee.

If an incident like that should happen, and the coffee is all over the table and floor, save the laptop first. Then the cell phone. Then the camera. 
When all this is done, and after several minutes, there's probably nothing else to do than to throw the pillows and clothing into the washer.

If you happen to postponed cleaning the floors for a couple of days, this is a great way to make you do them: the floor needs to be cleaned if it's covered under  1-2mm of hot coffee.

Be sure to put your shoes on, - a rather large pebble might be laying around on floor and it really hurts to step on it. 
What I learned today?
I shall  look closely at my jeans (or cut the legs shorter) before entering the house, - jumping around because of a pebble + a spilled  coffeecup is a rather tragic start on the day.